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So.  It’s been a while.  Myra’s Kitchen has been tied up with some worky family messy type Real Life stuff, and I’ll admit, I zoned out of the Oaks there for a while.  But anyway, does anyone really care about McDubstep nights for underage drinkers at the once great Chez Chez?  Or the dope farm [...]

Mitzeee, in her never ending quest for fame/world domination/her own perfume/the world’s most volumised hair, should really be pleased to have a stalker, if anything that shows she’s pretty famous, right? Wrong. Because we all know who her stalker is. And it’s not Neil. Or the woman from the TV show. Or anyone who admires [...]

Baby Foxy Joel fancies himself a big man. And who can blame him? His Pa, Wazza, was one of the baddest tough guys to ever grace the streets of Hollyoaks in a puffer jacket. Alas, Joel is a character more reminiscent of the “mature” Warren – the one who mostly sat on the couch and [...]

The week started off relatively well for Maddie. In the sense that it was a complete success if manipulative bitch is the look you like to adopt on a daily basis. Which Maddie does. Ah, Maddie. One of the “cool new sixth-formers”, none of whom have shown themselves to be in the slightest bit “cool”, [...]

Wise words  from Leanne there, who as one of the biggest psychopaths Hollyoaks have ever seen (Lydia wins that crown), is normally completely wrong every time she opens her mouth. Apparently women don’t “just sit around thinking” they “get stuff done”. Unfortunately, Ste and Doug have done a lot of sitting around thinking, flirting and [...]

You guys! What is UP with those hot lesbianz of Hollyoaks!? They r so alternative! But seriously, when does Tilly, Hollyoaks’ sixth form’s resident lesbian, actually get any action? Never, that’s when! Which is surprising considering she has a perfectly attractive physical presence and a good-natured spirit! So imagine my wonder when some Mystery Lady [...]

Voting for the British Soap Awards closes TODAY at 3PM.* It’s about time Hollyoaks got some awards. Here’s 108 reasons why it should: 1. 16 years of ‘Oaksy goodness 2. Wondering if it’s acceptable to fancy 16 year olds 3. Wondering if it’s acceptable to fancy 60 year olds 4. Silver Foxes 5. Scottish Foxes [...]

Callum and Maddie. Maddie and Callum. Mallum and Caddie. Turn it any way you like, but this couple is definitely a match made in heaven. I mean, which two people would get along better than a boy with the personality of a cardboard box and a girl who thinks everything is always about Maddie (like, [...]

It’s been a week of ups and downs for Hollyoaks’ most enthusiastic business duo. And along the emotional journey on the roller coaster we had tears, tantrums, sulking threats, classic Brendan and a very messy kitchen at Tony‘s. Somehow though it all worked out OK for our favourite crime-fighting pair also known as “Steven and [...]