bambi abandoned, Vile Niall vexed

Posted on September 17, 2008 by admin No Comments

E4+1 first look…

All by myself…

Poor Bambi is feeling sorry for himself, abandoned by John Paul, unwelcome at The Dog, in the dark about the Jack’s fake death scheme and nothing more than a comedy anecdote to ex Sarah. He spent the episode mooching around the village, fluttering those eyelashes. Poor lamb!

A day in the life of his Vileness

Where do we start?  Still clad in his sinister leather jacket he offered his support to a confused John Paul. Then he was joined in Evissa by an even more confused Steph, who seemed to be after a bit of pickmeup sex but then fled when he tried to comfort her. Steph – not wise to prick tease a psychopath, pet. Anyhoo, understandably vexed but not one to dwell on this, Niall turned his attentions to further sabotaging baby bro John Paul’s love life by deleting a voicemail from Bambi and delaying their reunion by insisting on them spending some quality time together.

Understandably, spending time with John Paul only enraged the Vile one further, especially when JP revealed he was thinking of doing a runner with Bambi. How rude! As Niall went to all that effort to kill his ‘beloved’, John Paul could at least have the courtesy to grieve for several thousand years. But no, Bambi is JP’s LOML and Vile Niall is not happy about it. Scary snarling rottweiler not happy about it. Infact he is so not happy about it that he has reached for the pills and the random brand beer…eeek!!

In other news…

Sarah sports a weird gold coat/bag combo.

Poor Amy, more vulnerable than a basket full of baby bunnies, admits to the DILF that the Ste-shaped bun in her oven is younger than she told him, due to anti-beats lies she told Ste.

Michaela does a funny rodent impression of Ste.

OMG moment

Vile Niall begins to poison John Paul with spiked random brand beer!!!

Quotes

“It’s like when I mess up on the decks…there’s always tomorrow night” John Paul blithely analogises his relationship with Kieron. No wonder Vile Niall wants to kill him dead. We feel like giving him a hand!