Kieron – a eugoogly
In the harsh and unforgiving Hollyverse, the selfless do-goodery of ex-Father Kieron was always going to come to an unhappy end. In the wake of his horrific, puke-stained murder, we thought we should take a moment to reflect on the life of our favourite ex-clergyman.
Things we liked about Kieron
He put the purrr into priest
The way he was only attractive at certain angles (due to his odd Childcatcher-style nose)
He kept on helping people even when they were nasty to him (Myra and Ste take note!)
He saw what little good there is in John Paul and Vile Niall
Had a strange liking for random brand beers (which sadly played a part in his downfall)
Chose love over duty (ahhh!)
Kieron, carking it at the hands of a mother-fixated nutcase was a tragic way for you to go (and you probably won’t be the last). We will miss seeing your little wonky face around the village, RIP.
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