nice day for a…
Home in time for the E4+1 first look. Despite the fact that we had missed the preceding episode and presumably an explanation for the high proportion of randomness (see below), this episode still managed to make perfect sense. But then that is beauty of Hollyoaks!
Gotta have a montage
We were treated to a quick catch up of the Calvin and Carmel’s wedding so far, which managed to include close talking, rollerboots, a raid on The Loft, Eddie, bad tans and drug enabling.
Further randomness
Why was Sasha’s hair straight on one side and a ‘fro on the other? Was the Harvey Dent look intentional?
The dodge bridesmaids’ dresses…bless!
Spice girls playing as Carmel rolled down the aisle (followed by V fingers dance routine!)
Carmel’s full name revealed: Carmel Celine Margeurite McQueen
Who was that random goddamn priest?! We want ex-ex-Father Kieron to perform all religious ceremonies or no one at all!
Myra and Leo snogging…eeewwww!!!
Vile Niall arrived from Kieron’s funeral in a deeply sinister leather jacket. Part suit, part biker, all evil.
Louise – know your limits
We have been admiring Lady Macbeth’s drinking prowess for a while now, so today we thought we would check out how many units she managed to consume:
Champagne: 1 glass = 1.75 units
White wine: 2 x large glasses = 5 units
Not bad, though we must point out that today was relatively quiet in terms of her usual wine squaffing. Luckily, this still didn’t stop her passing out face down in bed whilst her murderous whispering husband was off boffing Mandy…
She may be a wine soaked harridan but Louise was spot on when she suspected Mandy was after a bit of her hubby. Warren tried to lessen her paranoia with a bit of close talking but sure enough he was soon at it with the treacherous blonde. Deck them both Louise!
Warren and Mandy shag on the buffet table!
Louise drunkenly climbs up to The Loft in the end bit, whilst the buffet table shagging is taking place!
Quotes
“If he doesn’t show up I’m gonna rip his head off and spit down his neck!” Jacqui remains calm in the face of Calvin’s potential no-show at the alter.
“I’m not gonna ask” Calvin on Carmel’s rollerboots. Neither are we dude!
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