The Vileness is unleashed (finally!)
WLH is suffering from a nasty dose of flu/hangover so we were in no fit state to cope with the high drama of the E4 omnibus…just about recovered, so here goes…
Vile Niall gets the girl (for a while)
After wooing her with flowers, chocolates and the car squishing of her husband, his Vileness finally got to make sweet sweet lovin to Steph. Now, ignoring the fact that Steph is blatantly using him, we did catch a glimpse of a Niall who wasn’t quite so vile…a Niall who was, dare we say it?, kinda fit?! Sort of lean and hungry, like a greyhound? Mmm. Couldn’t help wondering what he was like in the sack anyway – Steph didn’t seem to have any complaints!
Sadly, his bliss was short lived – clearly suffering from morning-after syndrome, Steph legged it as soon as and before long was telling him to leave her alone (women eh?). Cindy and Mandy also had to give him their tuppence worth about the wrongness of the Steph shagging situation – not a good idea. The Mandy confrontation in particular was ace, Vile Niall losing his rag and having to be restrained from decking the meddling blonde.
Clearly, Niall is an eeevil volcano just waiting to erupt. Which brings us to…
Vile Niall gets back to business
It’s what we’ve been lobbying for. It’s what we’ve been praying for. Like the light at the end of a particularly dark tunnel (or should that be the other way around?) Vile Niall finally resumed his eeevil agenda – but what a shame it had to be ex-Father Kieron who suffered for it.
To be fair, Kieron’s search for the secret McQueen was never going to end well – at the very least it would mean yet another McQueen to cope with the village! – but what an OMG moment when he saw the photo of ‘Matthew’! (with his ‘girlfriend’ Steph no less!)!!!
Like a lamb to the slaughter, Kieron dashed home to ‘fess up to his flatmate, with no idea just how vile Niall actually was. Error!! Soon we were treated to a black and white greatest hits of Niall’s evil deeds – injecting Michaela with heroin, pushing Tina down the stairs etc. Mwah ha haa!
As Kieron took Niall’s ‘confession’, it soon became obvious that it was the last good deed he would ever do, as he was gradually poisoned by the spiked random brand beer Niall had given him. Right up until the end Kieron was a good egg, telling Niall to go to the police and not hurt the McQueens anymore – particularly not his John Paul.
As Kieron died in a puke-stained, crucifix-pose, Niall was crying his evil little eyes out. He soon recovered enough to stage Kieron’s ‘suicide’ – sending John Paul a suicide text from Kieron’s phone (WTF?! The ‘Oaks love of using text as a dramatic device continues) and surrounding the ex-ex-Father with empty cans of random brand beer, for John Paul to later find him.
So. One accidental death, one deliberate death. Vile Niall has opened his evil account proper. Let the good times roll!
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