hollyoaks later 2008 episode 3

Posted on November 26, 2008 by admin No Comments

Warily, we tune in. A lot of it confuses us.

1. The Dirty Diegos hit the bigtime

The Dirty Diegos finally competed in Battle of the Bands, joined by Rhys. Lucky them! After much Dirty Diegos/mismatched bandmates comedy their set was actually rather good. Then followed up by a punch up when Michaela thought Josh’s Amy-dedicated song was actually meant for her. Ehhh? x a million etc.

Film student moment: Sasha is confronted by an evil smackhead mirror version of herself. Ah, happy days.

Random celeb cameo: The Saturdays inexplicably performed at the Battle. While we have trouble acknowledging any girl group that isn’t Girls Aloud, they at least shut down Rhys in a variety of ways and offered very scripted advice to a troubled Sasha.

In other news: Sasha reads ‘Snapped’ celeb mag. Where can we get a copy?!

2. Girlie holiday, Carry On-style

We were spared this tonight. Sadly.

3. The Deans get lost in Scottish cliches…with a very special guest star

Niall got all S&M and handcuffs young Tom. Naughty naughty! That didn’t stop the little nipper from escaping and heading back to Steph and Craig who, with spectacular ineptitude, addressed the psycho-at-large danger by planning their getaway with the front door left WIDE OPEN. They deserved the beating that headed Craig’s way, really.

After yesterday’s John Carpenter we think today was bit Straw Dogs, all 70s fadedness and woolly jumpers. It looks ace. Steph better watch out.

4. The adventures of team hiv in Irish cliches

The hivpit, mysteriously free of Elliot and Zack, slutted her way across ireland via a random ginger lorry driver. Is there nothing she wont shake her scabby minge at?

Back with the Fishers, we were treated to a truly surreal dream sequence where Cheryl Irish danced to B*witched, accompanied by Kris and Lyndsey. What the?

Mercy finally caught up with Malachy, they declared their love for one another and she agreed to marry him. HE GAVE YOU THE HIV, WOMAN! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!??!

7. Meanwhile, back in Chester…

Dom is involved in a totally random Cinderella/glass slipper scenario with a poledancer called Loretta. Confused? As are we.

Later naughtiness

2 mins – Josh says ‘crap’

55 mins – a glimpse of Loretta’s thonged arse

Okay, so virtually NO naughtiness, only a SPRINKLE of violence and NO SEX WHATSOVER…gash!!!!