hollyoaks later 2008 episode 4
OMG…the penultimate episode and FINALLY we get to the good stuff.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…..(to infinity)
Shockingly, Vile Niall met his doom. In this dodge spin off! Without ridding the world of any more McQueens. By his own hand, throwing himself, crucifix-pose, off a cliff just because a titwitch like Steph didn’t love him. A terrible way for him to go. As you can see, we are a bit upset about this.
Lez action
It was a highlight of the trailer. The girlie holiday finally got interesting as Sarah and Zoe got drunk and sapphic. So in political terms, Zoe is cheating on the DILF and Sarah is having her own Dad’s sloppy seconds? One for Jeremy Kyle we say.
In other news:
Dom and Loretta the poledancer make a sweet couple; there appears to be a triangular Nancy-Ravi-Russ thing going on; there is yet more B*witched with the Fishers PLEASE STOP!; it’s the night before their wedding and Mercy decks Malachy (again) and announces his hiv status to the whole pub. Cats/bags/letting out/etc.
Later naughtiness
12 mins – Craig and Niall both say ‘bastard’
19 mins – Cheryl says ‘gobshite’
27 mins – Nancy says ‘arse’
36 mins – Ravi says ‘crap’
Totally the best episode so far. But at such a cost. A dark day for us all.
Barbara
1268 days ago
Not looking because I’m trying to catch up on regular Hollyoaks before watching this. I’m in America hence the being behind part. BBCAmerica got me hooked and yanked it away so I had to find my fix elsewhere.
Diana
1268 days ago
Right. So Niall being dead is good for whom exactly? So he did Max in….err have you seen those Royal Air force adverts? The boy is raking it in! And then he killed the Boring McQueen (a thankless task) and Father Fit (but he was gay so again….what good is he?). Niall was misunderstand and more importantly fit…and he brought Steff that beautiful bit of sparkle, admittedly from H Samuel but being presumed dead and I’m guessing homeless, doesn’t make for rich pickings. Niall being dead is a shame. A real shame. Sigh.
On a brighter note! Does this mean that we get to have Craig back? I hope so as I love him. And he does a great line in whisper-shouting that Warren THINKS he’s perfected. But hasn’t.