pre-flashness

Posted on December 21, 2009 by admin No Comments

So, the episode preceding the ‘Oaks muchly anticipated ‘flashforward’ wasn’t much of a muchness:

• Hannah’s anorexia has blates returned. This is obvious because her one symptom is back: the anorexia forehead spot. Uh oh.
• Ricky and the other one were involved in yet another money making scam. Like Josh and Fletch before them, Bombhead and Lee before them and Max and OB before them. Get the feeling we’ve been here before? Yawn.
• The sexy santa competition at The Dog was noteable for: Darren looking fetching in a uber camp santa costume (courtesy of Nev the racist/in the closet dad); Cheryl’s ever present santa camel toe; Calvin and Mercy’s very public snog
• Malachy continued to take his wife’s infidelity like a big jessie, necking white wine and being a litter nuisance
• Blissfully unaware of her hubbie’s heartbreak, Mercy was at her brazen, slagbagiest best – all ass, skimpy santa costume and gagging for itness.
• Needless to say, she and Calvin were at it again before the episode was over. Can’t say we blame them