goodbyes and stuff

Posted on January 31, 2010 by admin 1 Comment

Telly fixed and tuned into E4 we finally caught up with the Hollyoaks omnibus woo hoo!

bye bye Doey

The biggest news was that after what can only be described as an eventful tenure in the village, recently kebabbed Zoe decided to up sticks and headed off to find a hopefully less violent existence in the Interrailing network of europe. Being Zoe, complicated sexual condundrums could never be far away and thus she left accompanied by not one but two men in tow (the two men being Gilly and Barnsey). We cannot think of a more fitting exit.

strawberry fields for never

See what we did there? Yeah, so coinciding with Zoe’s decision to leave was Steph’s realisation that she actually loved Gilly (history’s least interesting love triangle had become a biangle (?)having ended when she kicked luckless Fernando to the kerb in the episodes we missed – bet that was exciting). Sadly/happily the Hollyverse is somewhat ‘whatevs’ in the face of romantic volte-faces and so Steph was reduced to running after Gilly before he jetted off, dressed as a strawberry. And missed. We felt sorry for her for approximately 3 minutes.

nuffink

Much of the rest episode was taken up by somewhat non events, where something caused much screeching, soul searching etc only to fizzle away into nothing. Par example:

Rhys thought he might be the father of Hayley’s bun. Then it turned out he wasn’t. Nor did we find out who is.

At one point or another Kris, Hannah, Michaela and Zack all decided to go travelling with Zoe. Then decided not to.

Hayley declared that she would be raising her child in the student slum. Then headed back to Liverpool.

quotes

“He’s a bloke and she’s a blonde lesbian” Michaela on why Zack going travelling with Zoe might have sexytimes repercussions. She gotta point.

“You’ve got prada tastes and primark pockets” Kris dishes out some home truths to Mercy.

MYEYES

Sasha does a sexydance for Dave and Josh in a disturbing film student moment.

MYEYESANDEARS

Nev and Rhys discuss contraception. Please. Never again.

random brand watch

Rhys researches baby daddyness on random brand search engine Swoosh

in other news

Amy moves in to the council estate slum with Ste; a momentary OMG moment when Kris catches Mercy and Calvin at it in an alleyway, undermined somewhat when he fesses up to Malachy who continues to take his slutbag wife’s infidelity like a big pussy; some spooky wind haunts the village; Sasha is mugged by a mysterious hooded figure

that’s all for now TA RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA