less holly and a bad day for jake
so the Holly storyline itself took a back seat today and instead focussed on its repercussions.
jake under seige
after being accused of noncery on live TV, our fave peter sutcliffe in the making was beseiged by journos eager to see him perform some act of child cruelty, and was being blamed for every child disappearance in northern england (see below). And then fat mouthed titwitch Loretta upped and left him. Even we’re starting to feel a bit sorry for him now.
holy shit, there’s a kid storyline that doesn’t involve Tom!
Always keen to be the centre of attention, Steph and Tom managed to BTM the entire Holly issue, Tom running off and Steph shrieking about it like a harpie. Tom, next time do you fancy hiding further afield? Maybe somewhere like Quebec? And maybe stay there? Ta.
f-f-f-fashion
London fashion week may be over, but haute couture is still top of the agenda in the village, Jacqui sporting the most magnificent hoop earrings that resembled a dismantled event horizon and, following on from the striking jumper he wore yesterday, Jack modelled some classic sports casual knitwear.
in other news
Des is a sweetheart to Jacqui – though is it us, or does his accent get stronger and more unintelligible every day?; Elliot and Sheila get back together; Sheila uses her breasts as study aides for Elliot; retail HILARITY as India gets locked in the loo at Cincerity; Charlotte spends an entire day doing housework. Exciting stuff then.
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