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Posted on July 5, 2010 by admin No Comments

So Hollyoaks didn’t particularly inspire us today, though we did notice how much Theresa resembles a mogwai.

mogwai

theresa

remember: never feed after midnight.

in other news

busted – Myra finds out about Theresa’s bunned oven; presumably turfed out by Tony following last week’s unacknowledged divorce request, Cindy is now shacked up with Darren and his kimono. Where poor long-suffering Holly is we know not; poor Gaz is abandoned by Lauren. Betch; the MILF is spotted bootie texting Darren. Wouldn’t we all?; Steph continues to milk being a cancer sufferer, guilt tripping Rhys (of all people) into being part of her X-Factor double act:”a cross between the Ting Tings and Same Difference” she trilled. A brother and sister double act? With Rhys? Is that wise?

quotes

“He might be a lot of things but he’s not a racist” Lauren fails a basic reality check re. Gaz.

BEST BIT

Cindy catches Suzanne and Darren in bed. Cue Darren’s massive shit eating grin. Utter ledge.