hollyoaks later 2010 – episode 4
It’s the big one. The night when it is 80% likely that something exciting might happen in Hollyoaks Later!
To celebrate we hosted a Hollyoaks Later drinking game at WLH towers. Here’s what happened:
pre match: Let us introduce you to who will be playing: us (obvs) – tipple of choice: peach schnapps; Mr WLH – tipple of choice: beer (and an air of weariness); @dianayeboah1985 aka Carol Jackson – tipple of choice: Cava (fancy); the one and only Kitty Mason – tipple of choice: Kronenbourg 1664 and the mighty @afgodwin – tipple of choice: Holsten Pils (graciously accepting this after Mr WLH foisted it upon him)
pre match: lining the stomach with fajitas mmmm
pre match: about to explain the rules, Brendan tashes now donned
1 – 3 mins: multi flashbacks – shots arama
5 mins: Mr WLH declares that Dean Stanley is a sinister regional charcter – 1 shot
6 mins: the gang rape scene seems to be over. Could this be the first Hollyoaks Later without a rape?
7 mins: “Liam looks like a monkey” – says Carol
10 mins: “Ah, the old ‘undo’ trick” Mr WLH on Nancy‘s restoring of her Mitzeee expose
12 mins: bulbous muscled policeman references having an erection – we decide this is worthy of a shot. Flashback – 1 shot
first ad break: decided to drink because it’s adverts
21 mins: “Was it not to do her upbringing in a family of football orientated men?” Mr WLH on the reasons behind Jasmine’s condition.
22 mins: bulbous muscled copper references thrush. We decided to drink to this.
23 mins: Nancy says “big titted” – 1 shot
24 mins: Nancy projectile voms over Mitzeee. We drink 2 shots to this.
25 mins: YAWN more Mercy and Mal heart to hearting
26 mins: yet another flashback of Carl crippling Liam – 1 shot
2nd ad break: we have decided something MUST happen after the break. “Doesn’t someone get stabbed?” asked Carol. General chat about Misfits and Dexter
2nd ad break: Brendan tash is starting to get a bit itchy. This must be what it feels like be Brendan. Ooh.
2nd ad break: discussing degrees of soap evil – barren woman, psycho woman (Janine Butcher), all encompassing Sauron evil (Archie Mitchell). Trying to decide whether Warren is evil. He did kill Sean Kennedy, but wasn’t that an accident? Much stroking of tashes.
34 mins: Theresa goes into labour – 2 shots!
35 mins: Nancy uses random brand search engine Swoosh. We decide this is 1 shot.
37 mins: Chanterelle goes off with baldheaded ledge Terry Vincent – we decide this deserves a shot
37 mins: flash back of Jasmine and Bart’s failed shag times – shot
39 mins: Jasmine/Jason is cornered by evil Fern and some New Look attired chavs
40 mins: BART GETS STABBED in the fracas – 2 shots. Carol decides this episode is really good.
41 mins: isn’t it lucky that Mal and Mercy were hanging around that same industrial estate/waste ground
42 mins: liking the sex dungeon where Riley and Seth are shackled. Sex dungeons seem to be the vogue at the moment.
43 mins: OH MY GOD THEY HAVE CARL IN A NOOSE! THEY WANT SETH AND RILEY TO CAGE FIGHT TO DEATH TO SAVE HIM! Decide this is an overly elaborate plot involving gangsters – 1 shot
3rd ad break: hot upper lip. This must be why Brendan is always so agitated.
49 mins: Liam’s Big Revelation – he didn’t say nuffink about Jem, so Carl attacked him for no reason. Are we supposed to be surprised by this? Didn’t we already know this?
50 mins: Seth slaps Riley like a girl. 1 shot
52 mins: Lyndsey calls Mercy a ‘slag’. Fair dues – 1 shot
54 mins: multiple shots as Riley and Seth deck each other.
54 mins: “I just want to hear you say sorry” Nathan to a gagged Carl. Hmm, not the hoppiest of bunnies is he?
55 mins: this is quite pleasingly dark. Bro v bro. Families turning on each other. Reminds us of Vile Niall‘s Challenge Myra in the Battle of St Eustace
56 mins: comedy evil laugh from Nathan. We decide this is worth one shot.
58 mins: Riley‘s mind games to anger Seth are quite clever. Is he doing something interesting? We decide yes – DOWN!
58 mins: “Our Jas has got bigger balls than you” says Riley to Seth. We have yet to confirm whether this is factually correct.
59 mins: Sami has flashbacks of Riley shagging – 1 shot
59 mins: Sami finds a samurai sword? What the? 1 shot
59 mins: Carl says ‘bastards”- 1 shot
60 mins: a further shot to mark the first ever Hollyoaks samurai sword scene
60 mins: Nathan calls Sami a ‘stupid bitch’ – 1 shot
61 mins: flashbacks reveal how one shag of Riley has won Sami’s heart. He must be good. – 1 shot
62 mins: Nathan heads after the Costello’s armed with a gun and the sword!
The end - starting to feel a bit drunk now
So…
Yes, that was good. Not has good as it could have been in terms of the usual Hollyoaks Later favourites of gratuitous nudity and sexual violence, but there was more than enough to keep us occupied.
We’re out and about the morra night, which means we’ll be catching Episode 5 either when we get in and we’re super drunk, or the next morning when we’re hungover/vomming. Either of which are ideal conditions for Hollyoaks viewing, we’re sure you’ll agree.
Until then…stay frosty.
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569 days ago
This Hollyoaks Later is the worst so far – lets cull the Costellos and get Lydia back. And Claire. And Louise.
I’m even (almost) starting to miss Sarah. Actually no, it’s not quite that bad.
I watched tonight’s on 4oD – “You must confirm you are over 16 to watch this programme” – why?! It’s barely PG.
Ideally Seth and Riley will just fight each other to the death. They bore me to death.
On another note – regular Hollyoaks is pretty poor this week too. Although – Mandy’s back! Bet the someone she’s been kind of seeing is Warren. Who I think was the guy lurking around the club.
I’m also ashamed to admit I had a little cry when Cheryl opened those ballet shoes.
And Mercedes lied about having HIV?! WTF?!
That’s at least five shots – a whole new low I never thought Mercedes would reach.