night of the living dead
Sod the Chilean miners, whatevs to X Factor, we couldn’t let the weekend draw to a close without reflecting on the BIGGEST NEWS to ever happen to the world of news: the back from the dead return of the original close talker, pie eater extraordinaire and leering gangster/nightclub owner/murderer Mr Warren Fox.
Despite meeting his doom via the business end of a falling ceiling mirror, his squished body later identified and his cremated remains scattered infront of The Dog, Warren is coming back to reclaim his throne as Hollyoaks premier villain.
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Truly, we cannot wait. Because times have a-changed and there’s a new king in town. He may eat less pies, but he talks closer, whispers whisperier, leers toothier, with no fear at all when it comes to acts of brazen daylight criminalism and homoerotic mind games. And he has a moustache.
Warren v Brendan. The battle to end all battles. Oh yes.
Other implications:
- How will Warren react when he finds out his beloved Calvin is dead?
- As she was banged up for his murder, will this mean super crazy Claire will be let loose into the wild?
- Will this herald the return of Louise? Never did find out what happened to her, and every criminal mastermind needs his wine guzzling, unhinged queen
- Will it also mean the return of Sasha and, PLEASE NO, Spencer?
- Who was the poor patsy whose body was squished then incinerated?
In a word: YAY!
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HollyoaksHero
579 days ago
OMFGWTFLOL ETC….
I literally cannot wait!
I really hate saying this, although I’m sure people would agree, that Hollyoaks was getting a bit shit. And not good shit the way it normally is. Lee is bloody annoying, the play story is crap. Amber is bloody annoying, and so is her dad. The stolen baby story was crap. Darren now wears normal clothes and Jacqui shagged Rhys. (Gadz).
BUT times are a-changing. Let’s have Louise and Claire back too.
And if Warren murdered Brendan and took the loft back I wouldn’t be complaining. We could do without Ste too.
HollyoaksHero
576 days ago
Speakin of Louise she’s now in lesbian-drama Lip Service.
Which is rubbish but still good.
She’s barely changed. Her hair is still bloody annoying but she doesn’t seem to be an alcoholic.
Phoebe
576 days ago
WONDER IF…….the body that was identfied as ‘WARRENS’ could be Sean Kennedy’s (EX-DEAD HUSBAND OF LOUISE) cos Warren who bumped him off knew where the body was … just saying
welovehollyoaks
575 days ago
@HollyoaksHero we are crediting you with Warren’s shock return http://welovehollyoaks.com/2010/09/12/oim-the-last-of-the-good-guys/#comment-3584 Hollyoaks heard your plea and, sensing your loss of faith in the world’s finest Chester based teen-targetted soap opera, they delivered. If you build it they will come.
We too have watched Lip Service. Odd to see Louise without her hands clutched in a death gripped around a bottle of rioja. Weird irish/scottish (?can’t tell which?) accent. And she seems to have gone gay too, which also happened to Eli in Emmerdale. Hope she comes back.
@Phoebe wasn’t Sean’s body discovered in the woods, by Newt and Lauren when they’d lured Elliot out there by pretending to be his UFO abducted dad? Could the body be that of chav drugdealing legend Nige? He went off the radar all of a sudden, and was under the ‘protection’ of Warren…
Phoebe
575 days ago
Yeah thats what I thought about Seans body…never thought about Nige….going to bug me now until Hollyoaks do the amazing ‘Flashback’ (because we KNOW there will be one explaining all)