A PLEA TO HOLLYOAKS

Posted on February 28, 2011 by welovehollyoaks 2 Comments

Dear Hollyoaks

We  understand that you will have had thousands of applications for the Gilly/Jacqui rape trial jury, which is why we thought it prudent to make our case as to why We Love Hollyoaks needs to, nay, MUST BE a juror:

• It would be an honour to be part of Hollyoaks’ fine judicial system. Afterall it was where likes of Luke Morgan and Kurt Benson found justice. Becca, though, not so much.
• We will examine all of the evidence thoroughly and objectively. We won’t let our natural dislike of Gilly cloud our judgement in any way
• If Gilly should send one the Baldwin dynasty to befriend and then terrorize us in a bid to get us to vote not guilty we will be significantly better at coping with this situation than Demi Moore
• We are fairly nondescript  so won’t pose the court artist any problems
• We promise to not eat all the biscuits
• Have we ever told you that we love Hollyoaks?
• It would make OUR LIFE. Fact.

What’s more, if you are so inclined we may have a small budget available for bribery. But we didn’t say that.

If you could find it in your heart to consider our application we would be grateful to you for as long as we live and probably longer, should we decide to come back as a smug ghost or a supposedly dead puffa’d crim.

 

lots of love

WLH

xxx