wish you were here!

Posted on July 11, 2011 by WLH_Zed No Comments

Dear WLH,

Hi, how are you? It’s been tough without you and your daily Hollyoaks witticisms; it’s hard for us but we know it must be hard for you too. So here’s a little bit about what’s been happening while you’ve been away:

Mercy: Still lying (very) badly about the baby being Riley’s. Intuition tells me that it’s definitely not going to work out OK. Thanks for your message on this subject: ahh god bless Mercedes and her busy vagina. Where would we be without it?

Carmel: Has committed a sin by coming on to the priest. We don’t blame her though, As @lilyann4795 said on twitter: that priests fit int he.

Warren: Dodgy money, ‘up in yer face’ threatening conversations, hysterical long-haired women, bla bla bla. On asking WLH fans if they thought Warren would ever get caught: From @ScrumptiousSal: Not until he gets so fat that he can’t fit through Chez Chez’s doors, on his way out with the takings.

Brendan: No significant excitement for Brenders this week apart from getting in Warren’s way a bit, but who cares about that?  That doesn’t matter though does it, he’s still like, a total ledge. We’ve decided a ‘What would Brendan do?’ t-shirt would go down a treat. @chocB4dinner suggested with Stephen on the back.

Other ‘Oak’s craic:

Cindy: snarl pout whine snarl pout whine snarl pout whine snarl pout whine snarl pout whine

Jacqui: landed herself a job in the pub didn’t she– things are on the up! Or are they?

Riley: Having a butchers at football clubs in Madrid so he and Mercedes can raise ‘their’ child in Spain. Wonder whose suggestion that was?

I reckon that’s about it,

Send our love to Mr WLH. Tell him we’ve got your back so there better not be any funny business OK.

Lots of love,

WLH crew x