hollyoaks later drinking game 2011!
So folks, it’s Hollyoaks Later time again which means, of course, the HOLLYOAKS LATER DRINKING GAME.
Play. You know you want to.
What you need:
- The tipple of your choice
- Appropriate Hollyoaks-themed props (such as a Brendan tash or a Libertybot icepick hand)
- Some friends, else you’ll just be drinking on your own. And that doesn’t sound like fun.
- Hollyoaks Later on the telly box.
The rules for 2011
Silas spies on someone from behind some shrubbery – 2 shots
Silas puts on his murder gloves – 2 shots
Silas admires a young woman’s “ring” – DOWN
An oh-so LOL Myra moment (including, but not limited to, eating a pie, falling asleep with a bottle of wine, waking up with her face in a bag of chips) – 1 shot
Doug wears a jumper – 1 shot
Warren leaves his tongue sticking out – 1 shot
Warren close talks – 1 shot
Mercedes references having the shits – 2 shots
The gravitational force of Mercedes’ vagina pulls something into it – DOWN
Theresa inexplicably avoids something bad happening to her – 1 shot
Riley reminds us that HE IS A FOOTBALLER – 1 shot
Seth does something that makes you want to hug him and wrap him in a blanket – 1 shot
A McQueen gets arrested – 1 shot
A prostitute or crack whore – 1 shot
Someone gets punched – 1 shot
Someone gets stabbed or shot – 2 shots
There is an overly elaborate plot involving gangsters and/or drug dealers – 1 shot
There’s the appearance of a new character who will blatantly end up in Hollyoaks proper (a la Cheryl and Lynsey) – 1 shot
There’s a car crash or explosion – 2 shots
Someone gets raped – DOWN
A minor character dies – 2 shots
A major character dies – DOWN
Tom dies – DOWN followed by a celebratory dance around the room
Something happens in a quarry – 2 shots
Awkward reference to Twitter – 1 shot
Someone sends or receives a text message which then appears onscreen – 1 shot
A fart gag – 1 shot
There’s a flashback or a flashforward – l shot
Someone drinks random brand beer, such as Weisbrau or Biergrad– 1 shot
Someone takes drugs mm’kay – 2 shots
A sex scene – 2 shots
A ghost, imaginary friend, alien or dwarf – 1 shot
There’s a celeb cameo – 2 shots
There’s comedy regional character – 1 shot
There’s sinister regional character – 1 shot
Someone makes a reference to any of the following – 2 shots
- rimming
- anal sex
- necrophilia
- bestiality
- incest
Someone says a mild swearword, i.e bloody, shit, bitch – 1 shot
Someone says proper swearword, i.e fuck, bastard – 2 shots
Someone drops the c-bomb – DOWN
There’s mild gratuitous nudity, i.e someone flashes their arse or a boob – 1 shot
There’s proper gratuitous nudity, i.e someone flashes their cock or minge – DOWN
Tony appears with a furrowed brow – 1 shot
There is a slow mo montage of someone ‘going off the rails’ – 2 shots
There’s film student moment, such as a dream sequence, musical number etc – DOWN
ENJOY.
Got more rules to suggest? Post those bad boys below!
Hayley
259 days ago
Requesting that Silas kill Rae…or I will!
Rachael
259 days ago
skadjlkajs I will be drinking many many shots for Seth, apparently.
Also, does Myra’s ACTUAL TITLE SEQUENCE count as an oh-so lol moment? If so that is a shot/joke at Myra’s expense every episode of the week, and technically before the show has even started, which is impressive even by Hollyoaks’ standards.