hollyoaks later drinking game 2011!

Posted on September 5, 2011 by welovehollyoaks 2 Comments

So folks, it’s Hollyoaks Later time again which means, of course, the HOLLYOAKS LATER DRINKING GAME.

Play. You know you want to.

What you need:

  • The tipple of your choice
  • Appropriate Hollyoaks-themed props (such as a Brendan tash or a Libertybot icepick hand)
  • Some friends, else you’ll just be drinking on your own. And that doesn’t sound like fun.
  • Hollyoaks Later on the telly box.

The rules for 2011

Silas spies on someone from behind some shrubbery – 2 shots

Silas puts on his murder gloves – 2 shots

Silas admires a young woman’s “ring” – DOWN

An oh-so LOL Myra moment (including, but not limited to, eating a pie, falling asleep with a bottle of wine, waking up with her face in a bag of chips) – 1 shot

Doug wears a jumper – 1 shot

Warren leaves his tongue sticking out – 1 shot

Warren close talks – 1 shot

Mercedes references having the shits – 2 shots

The gravitational force of Mercedes’ vagina pulls something into it – DOWN

Theresa inexplicably avoids something bad happening to her – 1 shot

Riley reminds us that HE IS A FOOTBALLER – 1 shot

Seth does something that makes you want to hug him and wrap him in a blanket – 1 shot

A McQueen gets arrested – 1 shot

A prostitute or crack whore – 1 shot

Someone gets punched – 1 shot

Someone gets stabbed or shot  – 2 shots

There is an overly elaborate plot involving gangsters and/or drug dealers – 1 shot

There’s the appearance of a new character who will blatantly end up in Hollyoaks proper (a la Cheryl and Lynsey) – 1 shot

There’s a car crash or explosion – 2 shots

Someone gets raped – DOWN

A minor character dies – 2 shots

A major character dies – DOWN

Tom dies – DOWN followed by a celebratory dance around the room

Something happens in a quarry – 2 shots

Awkward reference to Twitter – 1 shot

Someone sends or receives a text message which then appears onscreen – 1 shot

A fart gag – 1 shot

There’s a flashback or a flashforward – l shot

Someone drinks random brand beer, such as Weisbrau or Biergrad– 1 shot

Someone takes drugs mm’kay – 2 shots

A sex scene – 2 shots

A ghost, imaginary friend, alien or dwarf – 1 shot

There’s a celeb cameo – 2 shots

There’s comedy regional character – 1 shot

There’s sinister regional character – 1 shot

Someone makes a reference to any of the following – 2 shots

  • rimming
  • anal sex
  • necrophilia
  • bestiality
  • incest

Someone says a mild swearword, i.e bloody, shit, bitch – 1 shot

Someone says proper swearword, i.e fuck, bastard  – 2 shots

Someone drops the c-bomb – DOWN

There’s mild gratuitous nudity, i.e someone flashes their arse or a boob – 1 shot

There’s proper gratuitous nudity, i.e someone flashes their cock or minge – DOWN

Tony appears with a furrowed brow – 1 shot

There is a slow mo montage of someone ‘going off the rails’ – 2 shots

There’s film student moment, such as a dream sequence, musical number etc – DOWN

 

ENJOY.

Got more rules to suggest? Post those bad boys below!

2 Comments

  1. Hayley
    259 days ago

    Requesting that Silas kill Rae…or I will!

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  2. Rachael
    259 days ago

    skadjlkajs I will be drinking many many shots for Seth, apparently.

    Also, does Myra’s ACTUAL TITLE SEQUENCE count as an oh-so lol moment? If so that is a shot/joke at Myra’s expense every episode of the week, and technically before the show has even started, which is impressive even by Hollyoaks’ standards.

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