And so he dun it. Finally. Yes the serial killer killed someone. And not just someone. Rae. Being a very moral murderer who aims to rid Hollyoaks of sluts and harlots, and if successful in doing so will leave only Terry the dog in the village, Rae doesn’t quite fit the stereotype. If being a [...]

Hen nights are always a bit crap, aren’t they?  There’s that moment, when you’re being jollied along by some grim party rep, and a some vile mate of your mate pukes down her dress before 10pm, and you’re dragged off to bump and grind with some random, and you are nowhere near optimum intoxication, when [...]

Wise words there from Theresa, yes, it is a categorical fact that there are no serial killers in Ibiza. Having been unsuccessful in making it to Ibiza however, Theresa decided to recreate the exotic holiday…. at the McQueen’s. Being absolutely nothing like Ibiza, the “holiday” has consisted mainly of wearing nothing but a bikini, an [...]

So folks, it’s Hollyoaks Later time again which means, of course, the HOLLYOAKS LATER DRINKING GAME. Play. You know you want to. What you need: The tipple of your choice Appropriate Hollyoaks-themed props (such as a Brendan tash or a Libertybot icepick hand) Some friends, else you’ll just be drinking on your own. And that [...]

We were a bit frazzled from work and so not in the best frame of mind for Later. We found it all a bit overwhelming, for the following reasons… dwarves Dom’s slightly unhinged new love Emma was getting hitched to Eddie, described on the Hollyoaks Later website as a ‘friendly dwarf’, who kicked Dom’s ass. [...]

So, without much further ado… serious storyline 1: the impending Lydia-is-a-psycho plot This plot bubbled away nicely, with Lydia displaying some pleasingly psychotic symptoms – telling Zoe that Sarah tried to top herself after last year’s lez action, and having illicit sniffs off Sarah’s underwear. Ledge. The most surprising development was Gilly reverting to back [...]