Seeing as Silas is currently hoovering up the sexually depraved harlots of the village, like NooNoo after a heavy day in the Tellytubby house, it seems like the right moment to redress the balance in favour of the sisterhood.  Because this doesn’t run one way, right Grandad?  It can’t ALL be our fault.  It can’t [...]

This is hard, right?  We know we said last week that we thought Lee should head for the States to live out his dream.  But it’s a whole different (baseball) game when it comes to saying … No.  We can’t say it.  Not yet.  Let’s rewind. When we left Lee last week, he was staying [...]

It’s a small place, Hollyoaks.  I know, I’ve been, and Brendan could spit his gum from the Chez Chez balcony into the fountain.  But hey, lives get lived in small places.  Bugger Downton Abbey; this week, drama was unfolding down at Hollyoaks’s own Slum Towers, Chester’s least appealing rental property.  The slum is home to [...]

You know what it’s like. You go away on holiday and when you come back all sorts of things have changed – newspapers have shut down, there’s another Beckham in the world and, oh yes, there’s only some new bits in the Hollyoaks opening sequence! Of course, the opening sequence went through a major metamorphosis [...]

Ding ding! This week saw the kick off of Leanne Vs Amy round 102. And we know whose side we’re on. So with this is mind, we caught up with Leanne’s alter ego, the lovely Jessica Forrest, outside the SU bar for a cheeky chat: Hello! Just so you know, we’re definitely Team Leanne. How [...]

People often ask us how WLH got started. Probably because they think some sort of head trauma must be involved. Since since we’re in post birthday/pre WLH wedding celebration mode, then, we thought we’d get all nostalgic and fess up… WLH began life as a game of Top Trumps. It is at this point we should say [...]

So as a companion piece to our recent boyz post, we thought we’d take a look at what the female of the Hollyoaks species has been up to: Amy Amy returned from her Inferno Week-related exile. Did she choose to spend time with her neglected offspring? No! Of course she didn’t! Inexplicably given a job [...]

As if to atone for the previous week’s shocking drought, this week was choc full of Brendanny goodness. Mmmm. Hollyoaks almost destroys the universe So the bromance of Danny Huston’s murder appears to be over. And it’s thanks to Brendan’s wish to rid himself of the whisperer that we were treated to a truly incredible [...]

YEAY! We’re still in flashback, pre-explosion zone…

It’s here! The week that will change Hollyoaks forever, apparently. In the spirit of shoehorning in as many fire-related references as we can, let’s light the blue touch paper…