So.  It’s been a while.  Myra’s Kitchen has been tied up with some worky family messy type Real Life stuff, and I’ll admit, I zoned out of the Oaks there for a while.  But anyway, does anyone really care about McDubstep nights for underage drinkers at the once great Chez Chez?  Or the dope farm [...]

Wise words  from Leanne there, who as one of the biggest psychopaths Hollyoaks have ever seen (Lydia wins that crown), is normally completely wrong every time she opens her mouth. Apparently women don’t “just sit around thinking” they “get stuff done”. Unfortunately, Ste and Doug have done a lot of sitting around thinking, flirting and [...]

It’s been a week of ups and downs for Hollyoaks’ most enthusiastic business duo. And along the emotional journey on the roller coaster we had tears, tantrums, sulking threats, classic Brendan and a very messy kitchen at Tony‘s. Somehow though it all worked out OK for our favourite crime-fighting pair also known as “Steven and [...]

So, you know the club in the village, right?  The one that used to be The Loft?  Well there’s a funny story, right, about who owns that club.  No, really, it’s a really funny story, dead interesting, so bear with me here.  Because it was originally built by Finn and Lewis, right, not gravel-voiced man-boy [...]

Darren and Nancy, Dancy if you will, are quite the Hollyoaks’ dream couple – no cheating, no illegal activities, no enormous arguments and general drama favoured by the other love birds of the village. As much as my love for Darren knows no bounds, I am quite pleased for them. Because Darren is so wonderfully [...]

There is an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer that is so yucky-poo sickly sweet that it’s divided fans for the last however-many-years it’s been since that episode in which Vampire Angel is visited by the Ghost of Vampire Victims past but it turns out it was just a ploy by the First Evil to [...]

As far as Christmas presents go, a trip to America to marry the fiancé who killed his previous fiancée an is probably going to kill you too, it’s not the best. Understandably, Mitzeee wasn’t overly happy although Warren started the week in a great mood – not even Brendan‘s (questionable) taste in decor was going [...]

As we watched (drooled over) Brendan, the Oirishman also did a lot of watching. Mainly of Foxy who spent the  week being suspicious. Nothing in particular (although he has got previous for murdering fiancées) but just general suspicious behaviour which Brendan was not going to allow. Not on his watch.  When he wasn’t doing some [...]

On to more festive matters.  Over in the student halls, away from the teen angst that was more overheated than Annalise’s cremated turkey, Ash was sticking her camera into her mates’ faces and grilling them about their darkest secrets.  In the process, we found out that Rob was complacent, Annalise was obsessive-compulsive but absolutely adorable [...]

It’s been a painful dry spell while Brendan got beaten up in jail and then stalked his sons from a distance. “Ee-fan, where’s  Bradeh? FIND ‘IM” the Whisperer bleated down the phone at least 50 times per episode. We missed him too Wozza, we missed him too. Yes he’s back, twitching, sniffing, and newly bearded, [...]