Bless us Father, for we have sinned.  It’s been a good couple of years since we found anything Carmel Celine Marguerite McQueen did even remotely interesting.  We feel bad about it, we do.  We think it dates back to when she decided to take back Saint Calvin of Valentine.  Calvin was a shocker of a [...]

We’re looking for a good time….etc Anyway, we don’t know what they’ve been putting in the beer over in Hollyoaks village lately, but the men folk have been up to all sorts. Here’s our A-Z of the goings on: Alistair Bad times for the dapper pensioner, having to suffer the indignity death by falling/being pushed [...]

Home in time for the E4+1 first look. Despite the fact that we had missed the preceding episode and presumably an explanation for the high proportion of randomness (see below), this episode still managed to make perfect sense. But then that is beauty of Hollyoaks! Gotta have a montage We were treated to a quick [...]

Embarking on a heavy weekend of drinking in North London, WLH had to catch snippets of the ‘Oaks across various editions of the omnibus (including a suprise repeat on E4 at 4am…believe us, the ‘Oaks is even awesomer after copious amounts of vodka!) hivfest ’08 After much skulking around in bedrooms, corridors and stairwells, staring [...]

Last night, we left WLHHQ fairly late and decided to treat ourselves to a night at Nando’s for what we thought would include no more than a reasonably priced chicken dinner and a thoughtful discussion on the finer points of Craig’s return to the ‘Oaks. Boy, were we wrong. En route, we stumbled into a [...]

Taking a break from watching the diving in the Olympics, we turn our attention to the E4 omnibus… Ongoing baby dramas… After being caught out as a secret breastfeeder, Tina played the biological-mother card and claimed baby Max, much to Jacqui’s Corleone-style fury (see quotes below). Now we know it must have been hard for [...]

It’s T4 omnibus time baby. Hello sign language lady, that’s a very fetching blouse! The end is Nige? Here at WLH we may have made a critical error. Everything was fine in the Hollyverse until we switched over to watch some of the Olympics (well, we thought we should give it a chance). When we [...]

A rainy Saturday afternoon. We know we should be watching the Olympics, but we just can’t resist the E4 omnibus! My bloody Valentines There has been strange goings on galore in the Valentine household this week – one minute in junkie, soup-throwing meltdown and the next gathered round the TV in one happy Waltons-style love-in. [...]