In keeping with the wonderful festive cheer always portrayed by TV soaps, the end of the Christmas period saw Hollyoaks’ best cat-fight, a bitch-fest to rival all others. It all kicked off when Carmel finally asked why she hadn’t been paid in about a billion years which seems pretty obvious considering there’s never anyone in [...]

It is now. Well, sort of. It all came crashing down for Silas, like an urn dropping from the hands of our second-favourite Oirish girl, his hopes and dreams of ridding the world of likely Jeremy Kyle candidates fell apart. Gutted. Obviously, it must have been a nightmare for Lynsey being the village crazy who [...]

OH EM EFFING GEE. The Mercy & Riley wedding promo is all kinds of amazing: After literally dozens of viewings it is still difficult to decide which is the best bit – such a feast it is for the eyes: Carmel’s bountiful breasts. The perfect union of song choice and oops-I-slept-with-my-fiance’s-dad-and-he-might-be-the-father-of-my-unborn-child storyline. Flinty eyed Carl [...]

Bless us Father, for we have sinned.  It’s been a good couple of years since we found anything Carmel Celine Marguerite McQueen did even remotely interesting.  We feel bad about it, we do.  We think it dates back to when she decided to take back Saint Calvin of Valentine.  Calvin was a shocker of a [...]

Dear WLH, Hi, how are you? It’s been tough without you and your daily Hollyoaks witticisms; it’s hard for us but we know it must be hard for you too. So here’s a little bit about what’s been happening while you’ve been away: Mercy: Still lying (very) badly about the baby being Riley’s. Intuition tells [...]

So as a companion piece to our recent boyz post, we thought we’d take a look at what the female of the Hollyoaks species has been up to: Amy Amy returned from her Inferno Week-related exile. Did she choose to spend time with her neglected offspring? No! Of course she didn’t! Inexplicably given a job [...]

Facking hell, what a week! Here goes… the girl who knew too much So Amy now knows about about Stendan, sadly putting her on Brendan‘s  ‘list’. Inferno Week does not bode well for her. On the plus side her new found knowledge did lead to the best Hollyoaks scene ever, aswell as some genuinely moving [...]

A bout of the lurgy prevented us from watching the finale until Sunday morning, sans drunkeness or a hangover, with lemsips and an intermittent feeling of nausea instead. We are unofficially blaming Hollyoaks Later for giving us said lurgy.

Home in time for the E4+1 first look. Despite the fact that we had missed the preceding episode and presumably an explanation for the high proportion of randomness (see below), this episode still managed to make perfect sense. But then that is beauty of Hollyoaks! Gotta have a montage We were treated to a quick [...]

Embarking on a heavy weekend of drinking in North London, WLH had to catch snippets of the ‘Oaks across various editions of the omnibus (including a suprise repeat on E4 at 4am…believe us, the ‘Oaks is even awesomer after copious amounts of vodka!) hivfest ’08 After much skulking around in bedrooms, corridors and stairwells, staring [...]