News of Nancy’s recently-discovered pregnancy has been round the village quicker than Mercedes McQueen and although she may be all smiles now things haven’t always been roses and rainbows in Nancy‘s love life. Nancy Anne Osborne (née Hayton, previously Dean) hasn’t always been too successful in her choice of partners. Back in the old, old days when Nancy was [...]

The “will they, won’t they?” was a question everyone was asking at the start of the week. Although, not Darren because he was convinced it was all going to go to plan. And not Nancy because she didn’t know anything about it. And not Nancy‘s mum because she had engineered the entire situation to ensure [...]

WOO! So, January was a busy month wasn’t it? Here’s our roundup of all the Hollyoaks action: the (os)borne identity We love Darren. Have we ever said how much we love Darren? We LOVE him. And not just in a we-want-to-lick-him way.  So of course we were more than pleased that January was unofficially Mr [...]

Taking a break from watching the diving in the Olympics, we turn our attention to the E4 omnibus… Ongoing baby dramas… After being caught out as a secret breastfeeder, Tina played the biological-mother card and claimed baby Max, much to Jacqui’s Corleone-style fury (see quotes below). Now we know it must have been hard for [...]

It’s T4 omnibus time baby. Hello sign language lady, that’s a very fetching blouse! The end is Nige? Here at WLH we may have made a critical error. Everything was fine in the Hollyverse until we switched over to watch some of the Olympics (well, we thought we should give it a chance). When we [...]