With all the “excitement” of the Bart-Sinead-Gaz-Maddie debacle, it’s easy to forget, as Hollyoaks did this week, that anyone else lives in the village and has problems of their own. But in amongst tales of teenage angst, jobs that were dished out as quickly as pints in the SU and a week’s worth of organising [...]

I’ve been avoiding this.  But I just can’t duck out of it any longer.  Here we go.  *cracks knuckles* So.  Bart and Sinead.  It’s been going on a long time, right?  Can anyone remember how it started?  Is anyone still bovvered?  Because we’re struggling.  Let’s recap. About 453 years ago, Sinead had the hots for [...]

*WARNING:  Soppiness ahead.  Proceed at own risk* Some people just belong together, don’t they?  Like they’re just meant to be, and you can’t wait for them to get it together, and you feel a little squizzle of excitement just thinking about it.  Becca and Justin.  Warren and Louise.  Max and OB.  No, we’re getting confused.  [...]

Those troublesome teens of Hollyoaks! Their lives are so hard! And yet they provide us with hours of mildly entertaining… entertainment, every weekday. Oh, Hollyoaks, how you spoil us. Old manipulative Maddie, still unsatisfied that Bart and Sinead are hung up on each other, has become the dictator of poor Sinead’s life and as a [...]

We’re looking for a good time….etc Anyway, we don’t know what they’ve been putting in the beer over in Hollyoaks village lately, but the men folk have been up to all sorts. Here’s our A-Z of the goings on: Alistair Bad times for the dapper pensioner, having to suffer the indignity death by falling/being pushed [...]

WOO! So, January was a busy month wasn’t it? Here’s our roundup of all the Hollyoaks action: the (os)borne identity We love Darren. Have we ever said how much we love Darren? We LOVE him. And not just in a we-want-to-lick-him way.  So of course we were more than pleased that January was unofficially Mr [...]

Right it’s taken us a while to get this written, so we hope you can think back to the week after Inferno Week and the many many non-Brendan-related goodies Hollyoaks had for us: