Oh, Hollyoaks. You are never far from our thoughts. Even when we were lounging in beautiful Zanzibar (and no, we’ll never get tired of mentioning this) you were still on our mind. It occurred to us that whilst we’ve been a bit preoccupied with the hairy wonder that is Brendan Brady (and who wouldn’t be), [...]

Last night, we left WLHHQ fairly late and decided to treat ourselves to a night at Nando’s for what we thought would include no more than a reasonably priced chicken dinner and a thoughtful discussion on the finer points of Craig’s return to the ‘Oaks. Boy, were we wrong. En route, we stumbled into a [...]

A rare occasion when WLH is home in time to watch the ‘Oaks in the evening. Hooray! Chewing the fat Not sure about the happy-clappy teenagers in the new Wrigleys sponsor bits. We feel they are not an accurate reflection of Hollyoaks life. Where are the pregnancies? The imaginary friends? The crack whores? What the…?! [...]

It’s T4 omnibus time baby. Hello sign language lady, that’s a very fetching blouse! The end is Nige? Here at WLH we may have made a critical error. Everything was fine in the Hollyverse until we switched over to watch some of the Olympics (well, we thought we should give it a chance). When we [...]

A rainy Saturday afternoon. We know we should be watching the Olympics, but we just can’t resist the E4 omnibus! My bloody Valentines There has been strange goings on galore in the Valentine household this week – one minute in junkie, soup-throwing meltdown and the next gathered round the TV in one happy Waltons-style love-in. [...]

T4 omnibus… Here’s a thought – maybe the opening credits could be changed to reflect the characters’ current situations? Newt could have Eli whispering manically into his ear and Fletch could be crumpled on the floor in a puddle of wee, needle hanging out of his arm? Anyhoo, back to business – the main attraction [...]