We knew from the start that Silas kind of sucked at being a village murderer. For one thing, he went for months having killed only two victims, leaving pretty much everyone questioning his status as a “serial” killer. Alas, he eventually got his act together, offing victim #3 – Rebecca/Becks/Jenny/whatever her real name actually was. [...]

Tom! Thomas! Tomothy! Tom-diddly-omptious! Whatever endearing name it is you have taken to calling dear little Tom Cunningham, I salute you, because it’s not easy to sit and watch possibly one of the most abused characters in soap history. Yes, Tom has had a difficult life, having had to deal with the death of his [...]

YES!!! No, not Brendan.  Made you look, though.  But in honour of The Big BB, let’s raise a dead-eyed double fist pump to the return of … Gilly.  Yay.  Hmm.  Aw heck, we KNEW the Racqui bliss was too good to last. We’d better warn you, this won’t be objective.  We’re not the BBC.  If [...]

And no, we couldn’t think of a shorter title. So the big news this past couple of weeks was of course the ongoing NEVER. ENDING. WHO. KILLED. CALVIN. PLOT. Whilst our hopes that this storyline would finally be resolved were cruelly dashed, there were many things that caused us great joy/made us want to throw [...]

WOO! So, January was a busy month wasn’t it? Here’s our roundup of all the Hollyoaks action: the (os)borne identity We love Darren. Have we ever said how much we love Darren? We LOVE him. And not just in a we-want-to-lick-him way.  So of course we were more than pleased that January was unofficially Mr [...]

And some other stuff as well. Yes, it could only be the demented happenings in Hollyoaks w/c 29th November. Can’t remember back that far? You don’t have to! Just read on…

“It’s too ‘orrible for words” cooed Heidi, about today’s fiery carnage. We disagree, there are LOTS of words for it – and here they are:

Facking hell, what a week! Here goes… the girl who knew too much So Amy now knows about about Stendan, sadly putting her on Brendan‘s  ‘list’. Inferno Week does not bode well for her. On the plus side her new found knowledge did lead to the best Hollyoaks scene ever, aswell as some genuinely moving [...]

Still tearful and vulnerable after the death of ex-Father Kieron, here is our round up of other goings on in this week’s omnibus… The merry widow Okay Steph, it might have been a bit of a shock to find out that Jack was still alive, but how’s about you pack in the ‘You cheated meh!’ [...]

Channel 4 evening episode! What’s that banging about upstairs at The Dog? A cat? A burglar? Baby Charlie knocking over his mountain of shoes? Shocking, none of these things – it was infact Jackcrawling around the kitchen floor. How did he manage to get into the flat without Frankie or Darren seeing him? Has he [...]