And so Gilleh’s gone again. Deja vu there. “I can’t be here, I need to get away”, definitely heard that before. But it looks like this time might be for real as Gilly looked sorrowfully at Rhys remembering times gone by and left Cheryl crying on THE steps. It was a pretty standard week for Gilly. [...]

Tom! Thomas! Tomothy! Tom-diddly-omptious! Whatever endearing name it is you have taken to calling dear little Tom Cunningham, I salute you, because it’s not easy to sit and watch possibly one of the most abused characters in soap history. Yes, Tom has had a difficult life, having had to deal with the death of his [...]

YES!!! No, not Brendan.  Made you look, though.  But in honour of The Big BB, let’s raise a dead-eyed double fist pump to the return of … Gilly.  Yay.  Hmm.  Aw heck, we KNEW the Racqui bliss was too good to last. We’d better warn you, this won’t be objective.  We’re not the BBC.  If [...]

We’re looking for a good time….etc Anyway, we don’t know what they’ve been putting in the beer over in Hollyoaks village lately, but the men folk have been up to all sorts. Here’s our A-Z of the goings on: Alistair Bad times for the dapper pensioner, having to suffer the indignity death by falling/being pushed [...]

Dear Hollyoaks We  understand that you will have had thousands of applications for the Gilly/Jacqui rape trial jury, which is why we thought it prudent to make our case as to why We Love Hollyoaks needs to, nay, MUST BE a juror: It would be an honour to be part of Hollyoaks’ fine judicial system. [...]

Thanks to flu, Christmas and too much time spent watching Downton Abbey, WLH is now so far behind that to do a post for each of the weeks we’ve missed would be an almost impossible feat. So instead, here are our high (or more often low) points of December. If you notice that Brendan news [...]

And some other stuff as well. Yes, it could only be the demented happenings in Hollyoaks w/c 29th November. Can’t remember back that far? You don’t have to! Just read on…

For this week’s poll we are taking a look at Mr Gilbert Roach.

As Boys II Men once lamented: and so we’ve come to the end of the road. It’s taken us fecking ages  to do this write up of the final day of Inferno week – we are blaming this on the too much red wine we drank on Friday. It broke us. Anyhoo, day 4 left [...]

Okay we must confess that when Tom cried we LOLd for about five minutes*. Yes, we have a lump of coal where our heart should be. Yes, we are going straight to hell. But OMG wasn’t it funny?