And so it begins again. The freshers have arrived. Let the mayhem begin. And if mayhem means several entirely identical nights out where a different new student gets drunker than the Gallagher brothers at an awards ceremony and nothing of note actually happens then yes, the mayhem has begun. As always, the first week of [...]

As if to atone for the previous week’s shocking drought, this week was choc full of Brendanny goodness. Mmmm. Hollyoaks almost destroys the universe So the bromance of Danny Huston’s murder appears to be over. And it’s thanks to Brendan’s wish to rid himself of the whisperer that we were treated to a truly incredible [...]

In the spirit of end of year nostalgia, we thought we’d take a look at all the ways that Hollyoaks rocked our world this year.

Yep, last week the big Inferno Week whodunnit was revealed to be Hutchinson minor.

Right it’s taken us a while to get this written, so we hope you can think back to the week after Inferno Week and the many many non-Brendan-related goodies Hollyoaks had for us:

As Boys II Men once lamented: and so we’ve come to the end of the road. It’s taken us fecking ages  to do this write up of the final day of Inferno week – we are blaming this on the too much red wine we drank on Friday. It broke us. Anyhoo, day 4 left [...]

Okay we must confess that when Tom cried we LOLd for about five minutes*. Yes, we have a lump of coal where our heart should be. Yes, we are going straight to hell. But OMG wasn’t it funny?

“It’s too ‘orrible for words” cooed Heidi, about today’s fiery carnage. We disagree, there are LOTS of words for it – and here they are:

YEAY! We’re still in flashback, pre-explosion zone…

It’s here! The week that will change Hollyoaks forever, apparently. In the spirit of shoehorning in as many fire-related references as we can, let’s light the blue touch paper…