Wise words  from Leanne there, who as one of the biggest psychopaths Hollyoaks have ever seen (Lydia wins that crown), is normally completely wrong every time she opens her mouth. Apparently women don’t “just sit around thinking” they “get stuff done”. Unfortunately, Ste and Doug have done a lot of sitting around thinking, flirting and [...]

There are some facts in life that we just have to learn to accept. Like the fact that no one knows exactly how the placebo effect works, or that TV shows rarely get renewed after they have been cancelled (just give up, campaigners of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles!). Indeed, we beloved and much appreciated [...]

Ding ding! This week saw the kick off of Leanne Vs Amy round 102. And we know whose side we’re on. So with this is mind, we caught up with Leanne’s alter ego, the lovely Jessica Forrest, outside the SU bar for a cheeky chat: Hello! Just so you know, we’re definitely Team Leanne. How [...]

Yep, last week the big Inferno Week whodunnit was revealed to be Hutchinson minor.

Okay we must confess that when Tom cried we LOLd for about five minutes*. Yes, we have a lump of coal where our heart should be. Yes, we are going straight to hell. But OMG wasn’t it funny?

So this week’s proper Hollyoaks episodes were odd beasts as each episode proceeded that day’s episode of Hollyoaks Later, meaning that all the action took place over the course of one evening, and none of the major storylines were allowed to progress much. Still, there was still a lot to enjoy (more than Hollyoaks Later [...]