So, you know the club in the village, right?  The one that used to be The Loft?  Well there’s a funny story, right, about who owns that club.  No, really, it’s a really funny story, dead interesting, so bear with me here.  Because it was originally built by Finn and Lewis, right, not gravel-voiced man-boy [...]

Are they on? Are they off? Does Mitzeee want to date a murderer? Does she want to save herself or reach the same fate as Louise? Turns out all she wants is a pink bedroom which apparently makes the chance of being brutally strangled on her wedding day worth it. It was a week of [...]

Got home in time to catch the Channel 4 episode just as Louise climbed out of a skip, looking hungover, bedraggled and very sorry for herself…ah, we’ve all been there! So Lady M failed to catch Warren and Mandy at it in the buffet table shagfest. Haunted by her drunken escapades the night before – [...]

Home in time for the E4+1 first look. Despite the fact that we had missed the preceding episode and presumably an explanation for the high proportion of randomness (see below), this episode still managed to make perfect sense. But then that is beauty of Hollyoaks! Gotta have a montage We were treated to a quick [...]

A rare occasion when WLH is home in time to watch the ‘Oaks in the evening. Hooray! Chewing the fat Not sure about the happy-clappy teenagers in the new Wrigleys sponsor bits. We feel they are not an accurate reflection of Hollyoaks life. Where are the pregnancies? The imaginary friends? The crack whores? What the…?! [...]