“Mandy said she came back here to hurt me and she succeeded. Maybe not the way she planned it, but she succeeded.” Tony, in BTM style, assumes it’s all about him. But is it? It is a truth universally acknowledged that no one is ever happy for more than 3 weeks in Hollyoaks. If possible [...]

You know what it’s like. You go away on holiday and when you come back all sorts of things have changed – newspapers have shut down, there’s another Beckham in the world and, oh yes, there’s only some new bits in the Hollyoaks opening sequence! Of course, the opening sequence went through a major metamorphosis [...]

Right it’s taken us a while to get this written, so we hope you can think back to the week after Inferno Week and the many many non-Brendan-related goodies Hollyoaks had for us:

YEAY! We’re still in flashback, pre-explosion zone…

It’s here! The week that will change Hollyoaks forever, apparently. In the spirit of shoehorning in as many fire-related references as we can, let’s light the blue touch paper…

Facking hell, what a week! Here goes… the girl who knew too much So Amy now knows about about Stendan, sadly putting her on Brendan‘s  ‘list’. Inferno Week does not bode well for her. On the plus side her new found knowledge did lead to the best Hollyoaks scene ever, aswell as some genuinely moving [...]

So this week’s proper Hollyoaks episodes were odd beasts as each episode proceeded that day’s episode of Hollyoaks Later, meaning that all the action took place over the course of one evening, and none of the major storylines were allowed to progress much. Still, there was still a lot to enjoy (more than Hollyoaks Later [...]

The shock return of Mandy and the rose tinted rememberings of 15 years of Hollyoaks got us thinking about the life and times of the harbinger and how she is an integral cog in the Hollyoaks machine.

Got home in time to catch the Channel 4 episode just as Louise climbed out of a skip, looking hungover, bedraggled and very sorry for herself…ah, we’ve all been there! So Lady M failed to catch Warren and Mandy at it in the buffet table shagfest. Haunted by her drunken escapades the night before – [...]

Home in time for the E4+1 first look. Despite the fact that we had missed the preceding episode and presumably an explanation for the high proportion of randomness (see below), this episode still managed to make perfect sense. But then that is beauty of Hollyoaks! Gotta have a montage We were treated to a quick [...]