There are some facts in life that we just have to learn to accept. Like the fact that no one knows exactly how the placebo effect works, or that TV shows rarely get renewed after they have been cancelled (just give up, campaigners of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles!). Indeed, we beloved and much appreciated [...]

Hen nights are always a bit crap, aren’t they?  There’s that moment, when you’re being jollied along by some grim party rep, and a some vile mate of your mate pukes down her dress before 10pm, and you’re dragged off to bump and grind with some random, and you are nowhere near optimum intoxication, when [...]

E4 first look… The poisoner becomes the poisoned! Vile Niall got a taste of his own vomit inducing evil medicine when his would-be victim John Paul innocently switched their cans of random brand beer. Who would have thunk it? Several hours of spewing later, Niall was found dribbling on the bathroom floor by Steph, who [...]

E4+1 first look… All by myself… Poor Bambi is feeling sorry for himself, abandoned by John Paul, unwelcome at The Dog, in the dark about the Jack’s fake death scheme and nothing more than a comedy anecdote to ex Sarah. He spent the episode mooching around the village, fluttering those eyelashes. Poor lamb! A day [...]

Got home in time to catch the Channel 4 episode just as Louise climbed out of a skip, looking hungover, bedraggled and very sorry for herself…ah, we’ve all been there! So Lady M failed to catch Warren and Mandy at it in the buffet table shagfest. Haunted by her drunken escapades the night before – [...]

Embarking on a heavy weekend of drinking in North London, WLH had to catch snippets of the ‘Oaks across various editions of the omnibus (including a suprise repeat on E4 at 4am…believe us, the ‘Oaks is even awesomer after copious amounts of vodka!) hivfest ’08 After much skulking around in bedrooms, corridors and stairwells, staring [...]

Still tearful and vulnerable after the death of ex-Father Kieron, here is our round up of other goings on in this week’s omnibus… The merry widow Okay Steph, it might have been a bit of a shock to find out that Jack was still alive, but how’s about you pack in the ‘You cheated meh!’ [...]

WLH is suffering from a nasty dose of flu/hangover so we were in no fit state to cope with the high drama of the E4 omnibus…just about recovered, so here goes… Vile Niall gets the girl (for a while) After wooing her with flowers, chocolates and the car squishing of her husband, his Vileness finally [...]

E4 first look… Their eyes met over a crowded smoothie shop… We all know John Paul has a penchant for a love triangle (him-Kieron-God being his latest), so he must have been overjoyed by the return of Craig – fellow ratboy and his first love. Craig, for his part, was just as happy to see [...]

Catching the T4 omnibus this morning, we caught a gem of Hollyoaks comedy randomness that we somehow missed in the E4 omnibus yesterday… Tina and Dom (pre secret breastfeeding/reclaiming baby Max dramas) are at breakfast, happily discussing how to successfully boil an egg and making plans to finally move out of the McQueen’s. After Dom [...]