Darren and Nancy, Dancy if you will, are quite the Hollyoaks’ dream couple – no cheating, no illegal activities, no enormous arguments and general drama favoured by the other love birds of the village. As much as my love for Darren knows no bounds, I am quite pleased for them. Because Darren is so wonderfully [...]

In keeping with the wonderful festive cheer always portrayed by TV soaps, the end of the Christmas period saw Hollyoaks’ best cat-fight, a bitch-fest to rival all others. It all kicked off when Carmel finally asked why she hadn’t been paid in about a billion years which seems pretty obvious considering there’s never anyone in [...]

As far as Christmas presents go, a trip to America to marry the fiancé who killed his previous fiancée an is probably going to kill you too, it’s not the best. Understandably, Mitzeee wasn’t overly happy although Warren started the week in a great mood – not even Brendan‘s (questionable) taste in decor was going [...]

Are they on? Are they off? Does Mitzeee want to date a murderer? Does she want to save herself or reach the same fate as Louise? Turns out all she wants is a pink bedroom which apparently makes the chance of being brutally strangled on her wedding day worth it. It was a week of [...]

We knew from the start that Silas kind of sucked at being a village murderer. For one thing, he went for months having killed only two victims, leaving pretty much everyone questioning his status as a “serial” killer. Alas, he eventually got his act together, offing victim #3 – Rebecca/Becks/Jenny/whatever her real name actually was. [...]

Tom! Thomas! Tomothy! Tom-diddly-omptious! Whatever endearing name it is you have taken to calling dear little Tom Cunningham, I salute you, because it’s not easy to sit and watch possibly one of the most abused characters in soap history. Yes, Tom has had a difficult life, having had to deal with the death of his [...]

….. an article in the Chester Herald. Yes, Darren and Nancy (Narren? Dancy?) took the next step with their relationship this week as she praised him in the local rag in an attempt to make him believe she cares about something other than running about in high heels and pencil skirts with a serial killer. [...]

We know Brendan, we know. But alas, the whole village was quick to jump to the conclusion that the lovable Irishman was a moiderer. Not that he can be too outraged since he did kill Danny Houston. Badly. At least if he was responsible for these killings it would be an improvement of his murdering [...]

So as a companion piece to our recent boyz post, we thought we’d take a look at what the female of the Hollyoaks species has been up to: Amy Amy returned from her Inferno Week-related exile. Did she choose to spend time with her neglected offspring? No! Of course she didn’t! Inexplicably given a job [...]

Thanks to flu, Christmas and too much time spent watching Downton Abbey, WLH is now so far behind that to do a post for each of the weeks we’ve missed would be an almost impossible feat. So instead, here are our high (or more often low) points of December. If you notice that Brendan news [...]