News of Nancy’s recently-discovered pregnancy has been round the village quicker than Mercedes McQueen and although she may be all smiles now things haven’t always been roses and rainbows in Nancy‘s love life. Nancy Anne Osborne (née Hayton, previously Dean) hasn’t always been too successful in her choice of partners. Back in the old, old days when Nancy was [...]

A gorge sunday in London, but before we hit the sunshine it’s time to bask in the gloriousness of the T4 omnibus! Sign language lady is looking very military chic and there seems to be a heroes and villains theme going on this week… Who’s the Daddy? Poor old Russ. His life in Chester has hardly [...]

E4 first look… The poisoner becomes the poisoned! Vile Niall got a taste of his own vomit inducing evil medicine when his would-be victim John Paul innocently switched their cans of random brand beer. Who would have thunk it? Several hours of spewing later, Niall was found dribbling on the bathroom floor by Steph, who [...]

Last night, we left WLHHQ fairly late and decided to treat ourselves to a night at Nando’s for what we thought would include no more than a reasonably priced chicken dinner and a thoughtful discussion on the finer points of Craig’s return to the ‘Oaks. Boy, were we wrong. En route, we stumbled into a [...]

E4 first look… Their eyes met over a crowded smoothie shop… We all know John Paul has a penchant for a love triangle (him-Kieron-God being his latest), so he must have been overjoyed by the return of Craig – fellow ratboy and his first love. Craig, for his part, was just as happy to see [...]

Channel 4 evening episode! What’s that banging about upstairs at The Dog? A cat? A burglar? Baby Charlie knocking over his mountain of shoes? Shocking, none of these things – it was infact Jackcrawling around the kitchen floor. How did he manage to get into the flat without Frankie or Darren seeing him? Has he [...]

Caught another Channel 4 episode – yay! Wedding bells? When did John Paul and ex-Father Kieron decide to get married? Eh!? Having said that, John Paul doesn’t seem completely convinced they have made the right decision so we won’t be buying a hat just yet… Dead man’s shoes Now it’s not like we expect Steph to [...]

A rare occasion when WLH is home in time to watch the ‘Oaks in the evening. Hooray! Chewing the fat Not sure about the happy-clappy teenagers in the new Wrigleys sponsor bits. We feel they are not an accurate reflection of Hollyoaks life. Where are the pregnancies? The imaginary friends? The crack whores? What the…?! [...]

It’s T4 omnibus time baby. Hello sign language lady, that’s a very fetching blouse! The end is Nige? Here at WLH we may have made a critical error. Everything was fine in the Hollyverse until we switched over to watch some of the Olympics (well, we thought we should give it a chance). When we [...]

A rainy Saturday afternoon. We know we should be watching the Olympics, but we just can’t resist the E4 omnibus! My bloody Valentines There has been strange goings on galore in the Valentine household this week – one minute in junkie, soup-throwing meltdown and the next gathered round the TV in one happy Waltons-style love-in. [...]