E4 first look… Their eyes met over a crowded smoothie shop… We all know John Paul has a penchant for a love triangle (him-Kieron-God being his latest), so he must have been overjoyed by the return of Craig – fellow ratboy and his first love. Craig, for his part, was just as happy to see [...]

WLH caught the T4 omnibus under the influence of a fairly shocking hangover. The ‘Oaks eased our pain. Sign language lady you are looking very pretty today! Vileness update After a quiet few weeks, his Vileness seems to be finally remembering his evil agenda. Hooray! The look on his face when Myra was having a [...]

Caught another Channel 4 episode – yay! Wedding bells? When did John Paul and ex-Father Kieron decide to get married? Eh!? Having said that, John Paul doesn’t seem completely convinced they have made the right decision so we won’t be buying a hat just yet… Dead man’s shoes Now it’s not like we expect Steph to [...]

A rare occasion when WLH is home in time to watch the ‘Oaks in the evening. Hooray! Chewing the fat Not sure about the happy-clappy teenagers in the new Wrigleys sponsor bits. We feel they are not an accurate reflection of Hollyoaks life. Where are the pregnancies? The imaginary friends? The crack whores? What the…?! [...]

Taking a break from watching the diving in the Olympics, we turn our attention to the E4 omnibus… Ongoing baby dramas… After being caught out as a secret breastfeeder, Tina played the biological-mother card and claimed baby Max, much to Jacqui’s Corleone-style fury (see quotes below). Now we know it must have been hard for [...]

A rainy Saturday afternoon. We know we should be watching the Olympics, but we just can’t resist the E4 omnibus! My bloody Valentines There has been strange goings on galore in the Valentine household this week – one minute in junkie, soup-throwing meltdown and the next gathered round the TV in one happy Waltons-style love-in. [...]

A hangover kicking in and a bacon sandwich to tuck into – perfect conditions in which to catch the T4 omnibus… Because she’s worth it Love Amy’s new do!! It may be the by-product of spousal abuse but we think for once Ste has actually done her a favour. The phantom menace There is a [...]