You know what it’s like. You go away on holiday and when you come back all sorts of things have changed – newspapers have shut down, there’s another Beckham in the world and, oh yes, there’s only some new bits in the Hollyoaks opening sequence! Of course, the opening sequence went through a major metamorphosis [...]

Whaddaya know, a Stendanwatch and a Broxywatch weren’t enough to contain the moustachioed awesomeness that is Brendan Brady. So, before we tackle the phenomena that shall forever be known as DANCING WEEK, here’s some additional Brendanisms we observed throughout April and May. Enjoy. weapon of choice Oh, Brendan. An extremely pissed off Foxy is en [...]

Bad WLH. We’ve been very remiss in our Brendanwatches. In our defence, the double B has been so mesmerizing lately that we’ve found ourselves crouched infront of the TV, transfixed, like the Carol-Ann in Poltergeist, with marginally less disasterous consequences. No one tore their own face off anyway. We managed to fight our way out [...]

We’re looking for a good time….etc Anyway, we don’t know what they’ve been putting in the beer over in Hollyoaks village lately, but the men folk have been up to all sorts. Here’s our A-Z of the goings on: Alistair Bad times for the dapper pensioner, having to suffer the indignity death by falling/being pushed [...]