So. 3000 episodes eh? Not so long ago we were celebrating Hollyoaks’ 15th birthday and now this mighty soap has reached yet another milestone. The episode itself was a fitting tribute to all those that had come before it, a heady mixture of high camp, illicit sex, Britzeee genius, children beating strangers with cricket bats [...]

E4+1 first look… All by myself… Poor Bambi is feeling sorry for himself, abandoned by John Paul, unwelcome at The Dog, in the dark about the Jack’s fake death scheme and nothing more than a comedy anecdote to ex Sarah. He spent the episode mooching around the village, fluttering those eyelashes. Poor lamb! A day [...]

A rainy Saturday afternoon. We know we should be watching the Olympics, but we just can’t resist the E4 omnibus! My bloody Valentines There has been strange goings on galore in the Valentine household this week – one minute in junkie, soup-throwing meltdown and the next gathered round the TV in one happy Waltons-style love-in. [...]