There is an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer that is so yucky-poo sickly sweet that it’s divided fans for the last however-many-years it’s been since that episode in which Vampire Angel is visited by the Ghost of Vampire Victims past but it turns out it was just a ploy by the First Evil to [...]

And so Gilleh’s gone again. Deja vu there. “I can’t be here, I need to get away”, definitely heard that before. But it looks like this time might be for real as Gilly looked sorrowfully at Rhys remembering times gone by and left Cheryl crying on THE steps. It was a pretty standard week for Gilly. [...]

YES!!! No, not Brendan.  Made you look, though.  But in honour of The Big BB, let’s raise a dead-eyed double fist pump to the return of … Gilly.  Yay.  Hmm.  Aw heck, we KNEW the Racqui bliss was too good to last. We’d better warn you, this won’t be objective.  We’re not the BBC.  If [...]

WOO! So, January was a busy month wasn’t it? Here’s our roundup of all the Hollyoaks action: the (os)borne identity We love Darren. Have we ever said how much we love Darren? We LOVE him. And not just in a we-want-to-lick-him way.  So of course we were more than pleased that January was unofficially Mr [...]

And some other stuff as well. Yes, it could only be the demented happenings in Hollyoaks w/c 29th November. Can’t remember back that far? You don’t have to! Just read on…

A fair few folk have been asking us what a BTMer is. So here it is!

As Boys II Men once lamented: and so we’ve come to the end of the road. It’s taken us fecking ages  to do this write up of the final day of Inferno week – we are blaming this on the too much red wine we drank on Friday. It broke us. Anyhoo, day 4 left [...]

Okay we must confess that when Tom cried we LOLd for about five minutes*. Yes, we have a lump of coal where our heart should be. Yes, we are going straight to hell. But OMG wasn’t it funny?

“It’s too ‘orrible for words” cooed Heidi, about today’s fiery carnage. We disagree, there are LOTS of words for it – and here they are:

YEAY! We’re still in flashback, pre-explosion zone…