With all the “excitement” of the Bart-Sinead-Gaz-Maddie debacle, it’s easy to forget, as Hollyoaks did this week, that anyone else lives in the village and has problems of their own. But in amongst tales of teenage angst, jobs that were dished out as quickly as pints in the SU and a week’s worth of organising [...]

So as a companion piece to our recent boyz post, we thought we’d take a look at what the female of the Hollyoaks species has been up to: Amy Amy returned from her Inferno Week-related exile. Did she choose to spend time with her neglected offspring? No! Of course she didn’t! Inexplicably given a job [...]