Tom! Thomas! Tomothy! Tom-diddly-omptious! Whatever endearing name it is you have taken to calling dear little Tom Cunningham, I salute you, because it’s not easy to sit and watch possibly one of the most abused characters in soap history. Yes, Tom has had a difficult life, having had to deal with the death of his [...]

“Mandy said she came back here to hurt me and she succeeded. Maybe not the way she planned it, but she succeeded.” Tony, in BTM style, assumes it’s all about him. But is it? It is a truth universally acknowledged that no one is ever happy for more than 3 weeks in Hollyoaks. If possible [...]

YES!!! No, not Brendan.  Made you look, though.  But in honour of The Big BB, let’s raise a dead-eyed double fist pump to the return of … Gilly.  Yay.  Hmm.  Aw heck, we KNEW the Racqui bliss was too good to last. We’d better warn you, this won’t be objective.  We’re not the BBC.  If [...]

So when we were up at Hollyoaks HQ the other week we were lucky enough to catch a quick chat with cute-as-a-button Ellis Hollins about his deadly alter ego – cursed demon child Tom Cunningham… Hi Ellis! Here at WLH we have a bit of a theory that Tom has something to do with his [...]

We’re looking for a good time….etc Anyway, we don’t know what they’ve been putting in the beer over in Hollyoaks village lately, but the men folk have been up to all sorts. Here’s our A-Z of the goings on: Alistair Bad times for the dapper pensioner, having to suffer the indignity death by falling/being pushed [...]

And no, we couldn’t think of a shorter title. So the big news this past couple of weeks was of course the ongoing NEVER. ENDING. WHO. KILLED. CALVIN. PLOT. Whilst our hopes that this storyline would finally be resolved were cruelly dashed, there were many things that caused us great joy/made us want to throw [...]

WOO! So, January was a busy month wasn’t it? Here’s our roundup of all the Hollyoaks action: the (os)borne identity We love Darren. Have we ever said how much we love Darren? We LOVE him. And not just in a we-want-to-lick-him way.  So of course we were more than pleased that January was unofficially Mr [...]

And some other stuff as well. Yes, it could only be the demented happenings in Hollyoaks w/c 29th November. Can’t remember back that far? You don’t have to! Just read on…

Yep, last week the big Inferno Week whodunnit was revealed to be Hutchinson minor.

Okay we must confess that when Tom cried we LOLd for about five minutes*. Yes, we have a lump of coal where our heart should be. Yes, we are going straight to hell. But OMG wasn’t it funny?