Amy

Teenage mum Amy lived in the local council estate with evil baby Leah and ratboy Ste. Despite being at the receiving end of Ste’s fists and scissors (see her recent hairdo) Amy did genuinely love him, leading her to make some fairly major bad decisions, such as Leah’s fake leukemia scam. Now living back at home after one beating too many, Amy is presently the oven to a Ste-sired bun. Ye gods!

status @ june 2009

After giving birth yet again on her Dad’s kitchen floor, Little Miss 2×2 promptly fled the village, leaving the DILF and Ste to hold the various babies. Can’t say we blame her! Though she also ditched little Josh, despite him forsaking the life of an international popstar to stay in the UK and help raise her brood. Huh. Currently living at her nan’s, thought we suspect the baby dramas that are going to be caused by blatant nutjobs Daniel and Abby will bring her back to Chester.

status @ december 2009

Her sister Sarah’s spectacular death succeeded where baby traffiking dramas failed, by bringing Amy back into our lives. Sporting a lovely hair do (Ste really did do her a favour when he hacked off her locks) she is still as flighty and post natal as ever, rejecting a reunion with her offspring in favour of getting shitfaced in the Loft. Wouldn’t we all?

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