Bart

Strong contender for title of least interesting McQueen.   And we’re including R Tina in that.  Soz, Bart.

Arrived in 2010 as the promisingly ASBO-tastic son of Myra’s cousin Victor (we think).  Indulged in a little light shoplifting and graffiti, then nicked Jacqui’s ill-gotten gains and caused a family feud.  Tormented Dom as a paedo (nice) and thus made himself at least indirectly responsible for the great Il Gnosh fire that killed Steph and Mal, and flame-grilled the contents of Tony’s store room.

Romantically, fell head over heels for Jasmine Costello, only to find out she wanted to be a he.  Many months of confusion and stab injuries later, rather sweetly changed Jas’s name to Jason by Deed Poll as a birthday present.  Just what he always wanted.  But another near-snog incident with Jase sent Bart fleeing into the welcoming bosom of Sinead to prove to himself he was, like, totally not gay.  Has done little of interest since, except drop his kecks a lot, if you like that sort of thing.

Currently found mainly mooning around after Sinead while she points her irresistible tits in the direction of vile Gaz, for some reason.

Special features:

Looks like Krusty the Klown when he laughs.

McQueen Index: n/a

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