Dirk

The eldest model in the Savagebot series, Dirk is not as advanced as his ‘offspring’. His basic battery life means that he can only function for short periods of time before needing to connect to a powersource. This sadly limits his time in the village, appearing only occasionally to mastermind pub quiz fraud, inappropriate family hot tub parties and much winking. It is worth pointing out at this point that the Savagebot senior’s personality interface has been modelled on that of the Hitcher from The Mighty Boosh.

We are not complaining. We must confess to having a bit of a crush on the old charmer and are immensely jealous of his more-off-than-on-but-better-than-nothing romance with Myra. The lucky cow.

 

McQueen index: 1 – Myra

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