Leah
Evil baby Leah. Sired by an unholy union between pramface mum Amy and some random chav in a park (we seem to remember he was called Billy?) and since raised with a stepdad in the form of ratboy Ste, it is little wonder that Leah is becoming somewhat of an evil superpower. Come on – who do you think was the brains behind the fake leukemia scam? And don’t tell us she didnt know what she was doing when she reached out for Sasha’s abandoned heroin needle! The village better watch out…