Lucas

Adorable spawn of pramface Amy and ratboy Ste, and half brother to Leah.  Born on the kitchen floor in 2009, abandoned by his Mum in a state of post-natal depression (*sniff*), and immediately thrown into the middle of the longest running multi-purpose logic-defying football hooligan/cult/baby snatch storyline anyone has ever seen.  Saved from a fiery death by heroic Steph.  Now happily back in the slum with his newly-gay Dad and recovered Mum.

“He could turn violent.  Have you seen him with them crayons?”  Lee never spoke truer word.  Especially if he grows up under the influence of Bad “Uncle” Brendan, Daddy’s now on-off lover.  We await developments with interest.

McQueen index: 0

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