Mitzeee

Mitzeee (three e’s), glamour model, Cheryl Cole looky-likey, and flinty-eyed wannabe WAG, is the supreme invention and alter ago of Ann Minniver, Cinderella cousin to Heidi Costello.

Tottered into the village in 2010 on the back of a dreary plot to pull a kiss-and-tell on Carl, but the Hollyverse still got that bit brighter.  Things picked up when she stumbled on the fact that Brendan was SuperGay, the clue being he was snogging Ste’s face off.  Served briefly as his beard in return for promotional services (Britzeee!), and developed a bit of a crush (haven’t we all?), but later transferred her affections to ‘pig’ Warren, mainly due to him being less gay.  She also retains a more than slightly incesty vibe with sort-of-second-cousin Riley.  Ew.

Currently still playing the Bonnie to Warren’s Clyde, Mitzeee is in the dangerous position of being the only person who knows what really happened to Louise, and we don’t think it was an all-expenses-paid round-the-world cruise.  Be very afraid.

Special features:

Never upstaged.  Even if she has to strip naked and get on a horse to make sure.

Has an embarrassing Mum, Trish, who got done for soliciting.

Dimples that most women would die for.  And men kill for.

Scheming, manipulative, and strangely vulnerable: a bona fide Hollyoaks goddess.  We love her.

McQueen index: 0 – though having had a bit of Carl, Warren and (sort of) Riley, she is locked in a bizarre man-sharing feedback loop with Mercedes

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