Sinead

Agent of destruction.  Has replaced Sarah Barnes as the jaw-droppingly self-absorbed Teen Princess of the village.  Sucks in and destroys all in her path.

First act in the show was to concuss the headteacher and get her paedo Dad promoted.  Terminated Taylor Sharpe with one kiss, his entire family evacuating the village shortly after.  Subsequently attached herself to Bart McQueen and drained him dry of all freewill.   Even her own brother was only conceived so she could get her fangs on his bone marrow.  Bullied Esther.  Was mean to Jason.  Dumped old mate Ruby for the cool crowd.

Her cleavage is now in every shot.  Every.  One.  (OK, we’re exaggerating.  Every other shot).

Scouse.  Unavoidable.  Largely inexcusable.

McQueen Index:
She is the owner of Bart’s immortal soul for all eternity.

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