Theresa

Approach this McQueen with caution.

One look at this oh-so innocent little face and you could soon find yourself covering up some terrible crime, forgiving her for sleeping with and/or murdering your fella, raising her offspring and, more likely than not, falling in love with her.

See, Theresa’s superpower is undoubtedly that of self preservation and she has the uncanny ability to invoke protective, avuncular and, significantly, forgiving feelings in the hardest of hearts, with a queue of folk willing save her from the latest legal or moral quandary she has got herself into – Carmel, Jacqui, Calvin, Foxy, Logan, Tony, Ethan and Will Savagebot have all fallen victim to her charms.

Having emerged entirely blameless from one night stands with Tony and Calvin, the murder of Calvin, the false imprisonment of Gaz and Kyle Ryder and the related death of the latter (sob!), she now has her sights set on high flying boy detective Ethan, fiance of her current BFF Liberty. While the risks of crossing the Libertybot would deter mere mortals, we suspect even Skynet-like retribution could not stop Theresa’s Village of the Damned-style rise to power.

Beware.

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