Tony

Tony is the Daddy of Hollyoaks – its longest surviving character! Though on the surface Mr Respectable, Tony does have his demons (a traumatic marriage to Mandy being one of them) but has now settled down with Jacqui. Clouds on his horizon are the dubious parentage of his surrogate baby by Tina and his rebound shag of Mercedes, which may very well come back to bite him on the ass…

status @ july 2010

Unsurprisingly, due to the above Tony’s relationship with Jacqui collapsed like a poorly constructed flatpack wardrobe (his underage shagging of Theresa didn’t help much either). Never one to be single long, the Hutch soon got hitched resident golddigga Cindy. Not the happiest of marriages, marred by the new Mrs Hutchinson’s penchant for Darren and the unfortunate/let down disappearance of stepchild Holly, Tony has now decided enough is enough and slung Cindy out on her ear, with a standby wife in the shape of RTA-afflicted Gabby waiting for him up in North Wales. Tony Hutchinson: The Monogamer.

McQueen index: 3 – the Hutch hattrick of Mercy, Jacqui and Theresa, and that’s excluding the turkey baster action with Tina.

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