Will

In many ways, Will is the most advanced of all of the Savagebots.

Unlike his ‘brother’ Dodger his primary function is not servicing women. Unlike his ‘dad’ Dirk he can function in the village for extended periods of time and, of course, unlike his ‘sister’ Liberty he does a reasonable approximation of human behaviour – so much so that he even managed to pull the wool over Silas’ beady eyes.

Leading the mission to penetrate McQueen HQ with the inevitable penetration of Theresa, Will has also successfully assimilated the characteristics of a “Fresher” in order to establish a Savagebot foothold in the student community.

With such a ruthlessly efficient skill for infiltrating key areas of human society, it can only be a matter of time before the Willbot walks the corridors of power and the true machinations of the Savagebot invasion begin. Will for PM. God help us all.

McQueen index: 1 – Theresa

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