Ethan

Despite being only 12 years old, DCI Ethan Scott has made it to the upper echelons of Chester’s crime fighting establishment.

With two as yet unsolved murders on his patch (three if you count the undiscovered corpse of Danny Huston still clogging up the pond outside The Dog), it is a wonder how DC Eye Candy manages to spend so much time tending to his prepubescent love triangle – butter-wouldn’t-melt murderess Theresa in one corner, vacant fembot Liberty in the other.

Status @ February 2012

A tenure that encompassed three timing the Libertybot, Theresa and Rae (RIP) and solving NO CRIMES WHATSOEVER, Scrappy Doo found himself at the grabby end of the long arm of the law after hit-and-running student Rob. Probably buffing Foxy’s shoes for him in HMP Chester as we speak.

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